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Do you think these ice cubes are purified water?   Click to view Shit Gringas Say Part Uno.

Zapatistas are so hot!   Click to view Shit Gringas Say Part Dos.

Why do they put chili on everything???

I had a blast writing and directing these shorts with the amazing improvisational actress Megan Martin. Enjoy!

Lo and behold.

I have a confession to make. I made a deal with my daughter when she was still on the inside. I wrote her a letter and told her that I knew she could beat her brother’s time. You see, Max is like a super Flash Ninja baby. He came out on his due date in a record 5 hours 15 minutes. I told baby girl if she could beat him, if she could get here swiftly, like super duper fast with no complications, I would give her a little more leeway in the teenage years. I’d forgive her if she stole my car or raided my liquor cabinet or lied to me and went to see a boy instead of sleeping over her best friend’s house. I assured her that I wasn’t trying to promote any kind of bad behavior or competition between she and her brother, but I wanted her to beat him. Cause girls can and do beat boys. Cause she’s my little rock star and she’s gonna rock it right out of the park. And boy, did she ever. Here’s how it all went down.

It was a Wednesday. A perfect Wednesday morning. Miguel, Max, belly and me woke up just like any other day in the Oaxacan countryside: roosters crowing, donkeys hee hawing. The normal chaos of morning had us tripping over wooden blocks, rushing to get ready, pack bags, feed kid.

After dropping Max at preschool, we head down to Oaxaca’s center. Sunny blue skies stretch out over Santo Domingo. We find a shady spot and eat breakfast under the Jacaranda trees. Then we move to our favorite coffee shop. Computers back to back, coffees side by side, we work. A few hours slip by and it’s almost time to pick up little man.

On our way to the bus stop, I impulsively stop. “Hey Papi! If we take a taxi instead of the bus, we’ll have time to hit my favorite photography museum… Please?” It doesn’t take much to convince him. The space is all ours. Sparse rooms house beautiful black and white portraits of Oaxacans taken by Oaxacans. We pick our favorites, then snap a few shots of our own and we’re off.

When we get to Max’s school, head teacher asks me if I’ve had any contractions yet. “Nope, not yet!” Ironically the very moment I say this, I feel a strange, more intense than normal tightening of my belly and think, ‘Hmm, this isn’t the standard ‘baby breakdancing in there’ feeling I’ve been having. Could this be it? Naaah. Couldn’t be.’ I don’t mention any of this to Miguel as we moto-taxi to the bus stop. I suppose I don’t want to psyche him out.

We board a rickety old bus circa 1995. The ride is bumpy. The aisles are crowded. The sky has turned a deep grey now. It feels like it might rain. Miguel gets a seat in back and Max falls asleep in his arms. I half-sit half-squat over my metal seat up front. I don’t want to sit down, as I’m convinced that the massive potholes in the rocky-dirt road will toss me and belly hard enough to break my pelvis, or tailbone, or some other really important body part on landing. So I hold myself there, like a surfer – bracing, balancing. I try not to entertain thoughts of, “what if my water breaks right here on this little old farmer’s sandals?” and instead lose myself out the window as city turns to country.

Just before our block the driver suddenly stops the bus and gets off. No need to worry, Oaxacan bus drivers sometimes do this. They usually go to get a Coke or chat/fight with another driver. I think ours went to take a look at his tires, but who cares because – how appropriate – Sweet Child O’ Mine by Guns and Roses just came on the radio and I have this urge to sing it. Loud. I’m a pregnant Gringa and I can do that if I want. Nobody’s gonna stop me. Ooooooo yeah heaaah. I control myself at a normal Karaoke level and we get off just before I’m able to break into the air guitar solo.

Back home I realize that I better get napping if I’m gonna make it to Pre-Natal Yoga. Damn, I love Mexico. This siesta thing rocks. Papi puts Max in his room to continue his nap and we lay down together. It’s 3:15. As we snuggle into place, Miguel hugs me tight and says, “I just want you to know I’m ready for little lady to come. I’m ready to hug her and kiss her and change her diaper…and…” “Yeah yeah, I’m sleeping,” I mutter.

A few minutes pass and I’m juuuuuuuust about to fall into a deep sleep when all of a sudden I’m startled awake. VVVVVOOOOOMMMMM. An INTENSE rush of indescribable pain surges through my pelvis, belly, being. I sit up, scared, out of it. Ohmygod. Ohmygod. Miguel literally jumps out of the bed. Are you alright? Que pasó? Was that it? Is this it?!! He smiles giddy, bouncing around with excitement.

I’m still sitting on the bed. I’m nervous. Is this it? Nah. This can’t be it. Can it? That was a really intense feeling. I know that feeling. Man, I HATE that feeling! That shit hurts! Okay, no worries. Let’s just get up slowly, go get a glass of water, walk around the house. I move into the hallway and VOOM. There it is again. Oh no. Back to the bedroom. On all fours, on the bed. FUCK.

All of a sudden the phone rings. It’s Miguel’s mother who always starts the conversation these days with, “Ya? Is she in labor yet?” Miguel says yes, but I tell him, No! We’re not sure yet. Tell her you’ll call her back! The contraction subsides. I try to get back to that glass of water, but SON OF A MOTHER! There’s another one! I rush back to the bedroom. Damn, they’re coming fast.

I resign myself to the fact that this is it. It’s actually happening. I’m having. another. baby. Right now.

Miguel lays my yoga mat on the floor next to the bed. I kneel down and take myself back in my mind to the last time I was in labor. I remember it vividly. I spent a long time in the beginning resisting the pain, fighting it, clenched jaw, clenched fists, but not this time. I’ve decided that I’m going inside the pain from the start. I place my palms and fingertips slowly, purposefully on the mat. Okay baby girl. We got this. I lean over and let my forehead come down to touch the mat between my hands. Here comes the next wave. I breathe. I chant. Open open open. Come fast come fast come fast. I see myself from the outside for a moment; I look like a Muslim woman praying, bowing, folding towards Mecca. The wave passes and I slip into Child’s pose to rest.

When I open my eyes, I see them. Under the bed. Jesus, they’re everywhere. Dust bunnies. Migueeeeeeel! He runs into the room. Que pasó mi cielo? Are you alright? Papi there’s a lot of dust under the bed! I can’t look at that while I’m in labor! Can you sweep? He laughs, shakes his head and reappears with a broom. Man, I love this guy.

Just as he’s finishing up under the bed, Little Maxwell is startled awake. My bad. I’m pretty loud. Poor Miguel tries to tend to his cries and mine at the same time. After Max calms down a bit, he comes to see me. He pushes me over, plops himself down on the mat and says, “Yoga with Mommy?” God he’s adorable. He looks up at me and puts his little hand on my cheek, understanding that I’m going through something. “It’s okay Mommy?” I hug him tight and think how lucky I am. This pain is without a doubt the most intense pain I’ve ever felt in my life and I shudder just thinking that it’s coming back in a minute, but now I understand the payoff. And when I look into my kid’s eyes, I honestly feel that it’s all worth it. That said, here comes another wave and he can’t be here. I need to focus. Miguel takes him out of the room and I’m left alone.

I brave a few contractions sola, and soon feel the need to shift positions. I drape my upper body over the side of the bed, my arms stretched out and my knees on the mat. I’m in a constant conversation with myself to NOT TENSE UP and LET THE PAIN COME. I’m trying to stay open but it’s really hot in here and it fucking hurts and I wish Miguel were by my side but he can’t be here cause he’s gotta get Max’s bag ready, install the carseat in his folks’ car and keep little guy calm.

I try to find peace in the moments between contractions. I tell myself that I’m not alone. I remember, like last time, that 235,000 other women are doing this right now at this very moment. I close my eyes and imagine the woman physically closest to me. I drift up the Oaxacan hills to a small adobe hut, where I find a woman with long black braids, on her knees just like me, braving the waves. I salute her. We can do this.

It’s 4:00pm now, about 40 minutes have passed since my first contraction. Max is on his way to the grandparents’, and I’m happy to see my midwife Lauren. “How’s it going?” she asks with a hug and a smile. “It fucking hurts!” I tell her. “Well, you’re the one who wanted a fast birth!”  She and Miguel pull up some floor and offer support as the contractions build in length and intensity. I’m breathing heavy and sweating A LOT. I should probably take off Miguel’s thick hoodie, but I don’t want to. It makes me feel secure.

When my water breaks, Lauren reassures me that it’s all good. I’m so thankful I chose her. She knows just when to offer reassurance, advice or a wink. And Miguel. There he is, on all fours, right next to me, literally holding me up, my right arm braced over his shoulders. God I love him. But I need a break! The contractions are coming so fast now. It seems like there’s almost no time to rest in between.

At one point, Lauren asks me if I’m pushing. I respond in a very strained Nooooooo (but I guess it sounds like I am pushing.) I explain that, No, I’m not actively pushing – it’s my body, not me! I mean, I’m not helping it, it’s just happening! You know, like Ina May says – Sphincter law? Is that okay?  Of course, she says, it’s fine – your body knows. During this little exchange, I realize that I don’t even know how dilated I am, so I ask her. She replies, “Yeah you’re almost there, almost done, just a few more pushes now.”

Wait, I’m sorry, WHAT?  Did you just say I’m ALMOST DONE? Miguel and I look at each other in utter disbelief. What do you mean I’m ALMOST DONE?! I JUST STARTED!! “Well, I can see the head now, so just a few pushes…” Holy mother of all that is good and gracious, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??!! I laugh and smile and stare at Miguel in awe. “Miranda, are you kidding me? No manches! You’re amazing! How is that possible? How did you do that??!”  I don’t know, I can’t believe it! I can’t fucking believe it!  Really? This pain is about to be over, and I’m getting my birth AGAIN??! I can feel the adrenaline rushing through me. I’m shocked and humbled and overjoyed and euphoric.  “Papi, Kiss me!” I tell him. And we lose ourselves in the most perfect kiss.

When we’re done making out Lauren reminds Miguel,  “Hey, if you want to catch the baby, you’ll need to come over here by me.”  He had wanted to catch Max but it didn’t happen, and he was really looking forward to receiving Lola, but he said when it came down to it, he felt like going “over there” was a mile away, and he didn’t want to leave me. He looks me in the eyes and says, “No I want to stay here with Beth.”

Just knowing that I’m close gives me a massive boost of strength. I take a deep breath. I’m on all fours, knees on the mat, left arm on the bed, right arm over Miguel’s shoulders. I’m ready. Lauren reminds me that she can see the head, so when the next contraction comes, I should welcome it with a deep breath and push s-l-o-w-l-y. Okay, slowly. (For a change.) Got it.

I do what she says. I trust her and I trust my body. I brace myself, focus and breathe in. I push once. The head is out. (Ouch Ouch Ouch, HATE that the head is out and I have to wait for the next contraction to push again.) I breathe in. I push twice. Wait, something’s weird? Maybe I’m not positioned right? Breathe in. LAST PUSH. I give it all I’ve got, and I feel the need to stand, so I follow my instinct and push myself up. As I do, I feel a shift and our daughter spirals out into the world.

Epilogue

She’s here, but this all just started a minute ago. Okay, not a minute ago – 1 hour and 30 minutes ago. Our second midwife didn’t even make it here in time. How is this possible? We can’t believe it, but we’re thrilled. I’m in awe of my body and the transformational power of birth. And I’m in love with this little lady. I can’t wait to tell her how awesome she is.

Miguel goes to get us some water, and as he looks out the window, a little yellow bird flutters towards him, perches on a wire for a moment, then flies off into the Oaxacan hills.

When we came back to Oaxaca this past September, my husband and I were set on one simple idea: we were going to find a cute little flat in the city center – close to coffee shops, galleries, laundromats and restaurants. You see, we’re city folk. We like the conveniences. We like the parks and cultural events and being able to walk or bike everywhere.

But this time around it seems Oaxaca had something else in store for us. After an exhaustive apartment hunt in various barrios around the center, we realized that the best deal by far was a quaint little country house in the hills of San Felipe. Way cheaper rent, a patio, a washing machine (!) and a lovely view all beckoned us to the outskirts of town. It has been an adjustment, but a really good one.

Here are some observations:

In the city my two year old runs to the window to watch the street sweeper go by, screeching: Stee Steepuh! Fssshhh! Fssshhh!
In the country my two year old runs to the window to watch the donkeys walk by, screeching: Donkeeeeey! Hee haaaw, heee haaaw!

In the city we take evening strolls down 5th Ave.’s perfectly paved sidewalks.   In the country we take evening strolls down the dirt path next to the cornfields.

In the city we get Pizza, Sushi, Chinese, Tacos or Thai for dinner.
In the country, we get whatever Mami is cooking for dinner.

In the city a breath of fresh air is hard to come by.
In the country the air is so fresh it’s sometimes overwhelming.

In the city you’re forced to make peace with pigeons, rats and roaches.
In the country you’re forced to make peace with spiders, scorpions and slugs.

In the city the cacophony drowns out your thoughts.
In the country you can sometimes hear your heartbeat.

In the city bumping into friends everyday is a given.
In the country you can only hope that friends will make the trek out to see you every once in a while.

In the city you choose between an indy flick, a gallery opening or a new restaurant.
In the country you choose between a book, a DVD or the World Wide Web.

In the city you walk outside and spend 20 bucks in less than two minutes.
In the country, your wallet remains buried at the bottom of your bag.

The city is definitely for me. I love it, and I’ll happily return to the hustle before long. But the country is not so bad after all. I’m actually really happy that my newborn daughter gets to spend her first months breathing in fresh air, and soaking up mountain vistas. Viva San Felipe! Viva el Campo! Viva Oaxaca!

Dear Oaxaca,

Bright yellow Oaxacan walls

Hey love, how have you been? Just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that I’m back. I don’t know if you noticed but I took a little spontaneous trip to see New York a few weeks ago. I know, I know, I’m cheating on you again. But look on the bright side – I was faithful to you for an entire year without so much as a weekend fling with my old flame.

Forgive me, cariño. I don’t want to hurt you. You’ve been so good to me this year. I feel like we’re closer now than we’ve ever been. You’ve shared so much with me. And you’re so easy, relaxed, laid back. Sure, you’re not very punctual or organized and sometimes people and politicians take advantage of you, but I’ve got nothing but love for you. You’ve shown me so much patience and grace. Above all, you’ve been so welcoming and wonderful to Max. He’s yours, you know. We came here so that he would be a part of you, and so you would be a part of him. And he’s had such a fantastic first eight months growing up with you.

Okay, I’m sure you know where this is going, so I’ll just get to the punch.                 I’ve decided that I’m leaving you and I’m getting back together with New York.   Please don’t be mad. It’s been a really tough decision to make.  New York is completely the opposite of you. All crazy and busy and go, go, go, never stop. But whatever I do I just can’t seem to break it off with her. There’s something about her, her edginess, her confidence, that I’ve always been drawn too, you know?  (The Bagels and Pizza and amazing community of old friends doesn’t hurt either.)

Anyways, I didn’t want to just up and leave you without warning, so I’m giving you some notice. I’ll be leaving on the first of July, so that gives us one last month to live it up and enjoy each other. You’re so good at living in the moment that I’m sure we’ll have a great time these last few weeks.

25 minutes from Oaxaca City, up in the mountains.

And I promise you that this is by no means the end of us. We’ll maintain the long distance thing (like we always have), and before you can say Guelaguetza, the holidays will be here, and we’ll be together again.

I don’t really have anything more to say except thank you. Thank you for everything, mi amor.

Love always,                                                                                                             Miranda.

TIO SAMThis morning I woke up alone for the 29th day in a row. Okay, I’m exaggerating (there’s always the little babe to snuggle with) but my man is gone. He’s spending six weeks solo up in NYC while he waits for his absolute last and final appointment from US Citizenship and Immigration services. On April 23rd, he’ll take his Oath to become an American citizen. Yep, he’s done it: gone GRINGO. It’s hard for the both of us to believe. I still have nightmares that he’ll show up at the Oath and they’ll find some way to reject him. I suppose I’m a bit skeptical after a long, arduous process.

It all started in July of 2002 when we met by chance here in Oaxaca. We hit it off, spent about a week together. I returned to NYC and my life, and he returned to his. But when we separated we were both left with a yearning.  So began our long distance courtship. In a pre-Skype era, I became a phone card connoisseur. We talked for hours, began to know one another.   We sent packages back and forth. Then I started going down for visits. Day of the Dead, Christmas, Spring Break. After my fifth trip and a summer back-packing Central America together, we thought that Miguel should come to NYC.  It seemed the natural progression of events in a normal relationship, no?  Alas, borders cause problems. And so our roller-coaster of Immigration trials and tribulations had begun.

Stars and Stripes

2002  - Applied for tourist visa. Denied.
2003  - Applied for tourist visa again. Denied again.
2004  - Applied for K-1 (fiancé) visa. (Please send proof you are in love.) (Good thing I take lots of pictures and save my airline ticket stubs. It also doesn’t hurt that Miguel is an amazing graphic designer who can whip up some faux wedding invitations in a jif.) Approved! (Please proceed to US Immigration office in Ciudad Juarez (yes, that Ciudad Juarez) right across the border from El Paso, Texas to get your physical, fingerprints & stamp for entry into the US.)

Fall 2004 – Miguel packs up his entire life, is thrown multiple going away parties, says goodbye to his friends and family, and makes his way to Juarez. Day one, receives physical. Day two, receives fingerprints. But no stamp. (We’re sorry sir, but you cannot pass into the US.  Your name needs to go through a terrorist check at the Dept. of Homeland Security. We’ll let you know via mail when you are able to proceed.)  You’ve GOT to be kidding. Miguel returns to Oaxaca crushed. I return to my empty NYC apartment crushed. (My roommates had moved out, and I had left the place bare so that we could re-arrange and decorate together when he got there.) Sigh.

Spring 2005 – Miguel decides that while he waits for the letter he’ll finish those last six credits he needs to officially complete his undergraduate degree. Submits Thesis. Receives Diploma. Letter arrives. (Your name has been checked and you are not a terrorist. (YAY!) Please proceed to US Immigration office in Ciudad Juarez to receive your stamp for entry into the US.)

Summer 2005 – Miguel packs up his entire life (again), says goodbye to his friends and family (again), and makes his way to Juarez (again). Receives stamp and crosses border! Arrives in NYC-JFK on K-1 Fiancé visa. Conditions are as follows. You MUST marry said fiancé within three months of entry into the US. You cannot work legally in the US. You cannot leave the US. If you do decide to leave for any reason, you will not be granted another visa for entry.

10.28.05 – Miguel and I dress in black and get hitched at City Hall in Lower Manhattan. We walk across the Brooklyn Bridge in celebration, and share a large pizza pie at Grimaldi’s. We promise ourselves that this is NOT our wedding, and one day we will have a big fat Mexican wedding with all of our friends and family.

Fall 2005 – Miguel applies for permanent residency (green card). Until he receives said document, he cannot work on the books. He also cannot return to Mexico unless he asks for a special visa (only granted if family member is sick or in dire conditions.) We are told that before he receives the green card, we will be called in for an “interview” to prove that we are actually married.

Spring 2006 – We are wondering how our application is doing, and go online to check the status of Miguel’s case. There we find that on multiple occasions USCIS has tried to send us correspondence in the mail, but the letters have been returned to Immigration Services as “UNDELIVERABLE.”  We have no idea what this means. We go to the post office. They have no idea what it means either. We go to the Immigration office in Lower Manhattan to ask what the letters were.  They tell us that they do not have that information, and we should “fix” our mailbox situation, if we live in a building with multiple units.  I show them certified letters from our mail carriers and insist that all of our other mail has been delivered. We leave the office with no information, no explanation, and a ton of frustration.

Summer 2006 – An envelope from USCIS miraculously arrives in our mailbox. Your green card has been APPROVED! We can’t believe it! We didn’t even have to go to an interview to prove we’re a bona-fide couple! In this package we also receive all of the previous letters that were “undeliverable.” We take said letters to the post office. Clerk tells us that USCIS has been printing their barcodes upside down and they cannot be read by the post office sorting machines. We wonder how many zillions of cases besides ours this little problem has wreaked havoc on. But we’re so ecstatic about getting approved that we quickly brush our shoulders off.

August 2006 – Two-year green card arrives.  Wahoo!  Miguel is free to work on the books. He gets a nice jobby job. We plan our first trip back to Oaxaca for the coming December. Miguel hasn’t been home in a year and a half.

August 2008 – A whole two years pass with minimal worry and paperwork. Two year green card expires, so Miguel applies for the 10 year one.  We are told that we will DEFINITELY be called in for an interview this time.

May 2009 – Me, Miguel and belly make our move to Oaxaca.

June 2009 – 10 year green card arrives! Again, luck is on our side, NO INTERVIEW necessary! (Before celebrating, we go online to check random immigration law sites and listservs to be sure that this is possible.) It is!

Sept 2009 – Maxwell Ayuso Botshon is born.

Oct 2009 – Although he doesn’t want to leave me and brand new babe alone in Oaxaca, as a legal permanent resident Miguel cannot stay out of the US for more than six months at a time. He goes back to NYC and puts in his application for Citizenship so as to avoid this re-entry ridiculousness in the future. After app is filed, Miguel waits for a notice telling him what to do next.

Nov 2009 – Four weeks later, Miguel is called in to get his fingerprints taken (to make sure he is not a terrorist, again.)  Fingerprint clerk tells him a letter with a date for his Citizenship interview should arrive in the mail within the next six months.  He rushes back to Mama and baby in Oaxaca.

February 2010 – Letter arrives. You have been granted your citizenship interview. (Please prepare a folder with originals and copies of birth certificates, passports, tax returns, bank statements, utility bills, leases, destinations and dates of exit & entry into US, and a ton of other papers. Also be sure to cram for the US Civics and History portion of the interview. Do you know how many Representatives are in the House? What the Federalist Papers are? What James Madison did?)

March 2010 – After studying for days and triple checking all documentation, Miguel dresses up sharp and heads downtown to his interview. He’s so happy to get a patient, good-hearted officer. He breezes through the Civics questions, answers simple application questions correctly and hands in requested documents. After a total of 15 minutes, the officer tells Miguel they are done, and that he is going to recommend him for Naturalization. He sits patiently in a white waiting room for the final word and final letter… It’s for real. Please present yourself on April 23rd to take your Oath to become an American citizen.

As I think back on all the years of stress, worry and wonder, I remember the first time Miguel and I had a conversation about starting the process. It was December, five months after we met. We were in the kitchen of our little adobe rental in the hills of San Felipe. We had very little furniture, so we ate dinner on the cold red tiles. I remember his big curly hair and the love in his eyes. I remember how he looked at me and said, “One day I’m going to come to your city, Miranda. You’ll see.”

You better work.

I’ve got a confession to make. When I first discovered that Miguel and I were pregnant, I was a tiny bit apprehensive. Okay, I was worried. It’s not that I didn’t want to have kids, I have always wanted a family. Both Miguel and I love being around children, and before Max was even a glimmer in our eyes, we spent way too much time wondering what parenthood and our kid(s) might look like.  But when the moment of truth came, and I saw that little positive sign on the fourth white test stick, I got scared. I felt this fear that I’d lose myself, that I’d never be able to attain my career goals, that my time for me and only me (the redheaded, only-child Leo) was over.
I had nightmares of myself as a future burnt-out mom: tired, with bags under my eyes, ragged hair and schlumpy sweatpants, screaming at my toddler(s) to pipe down because I couldn’t hear my telenovela. Voices of moms I knew echoed through my head, “My husband and I NEVER go out anymore…The movies? You mean, go see a film in the theater?! HA!” I had daydreams of myself mopping the floor in tears awaiting rescue from a Rosie the Riveter type – a superheroine who’d whisk me away to the wonderful world of the working woman.

I lost sleep, fretting, making lists in my mind of what I could do to avoid this awful fate. Then it dawned on me. I’ll just flee South, where family and string cheese and warm weather await. Where I’ll have help and love and unconditional support everyday. Where I’ll be able to avoid the question on the tip of every New Yorker’s tongue,  “So, what are you working on these days?”

And that’s exactly what I did.

I took one last freelance gig, made some money and took off indefinitely.  When I arrived in Oaxaca, I didn’t know what was ahead of me or when I would be working next. And it didn’t matter. It was all about family now. (I wonder if this is what First Lady Michelle Obama felt like when she left her law career behind and stepped ever-so-gracefully into the role of White HouseWife and Mother extraordinaire.)

And so, for the past four and a half months, I’ve been immersed in the work of being a mother. Multitasking, nurturing, feeding, teaching. I can’t begin to explain how fortunate I feel to have the chance to do this. My kid is laughing belly laughs, rolling over and sucking two thumbs at a time - and I’ve been lucky enough to witness and relish every minute of it.  Until now.

Last week marked my first official week back to work. I’m teaching two media production courses (in Spanish!) at La Universidad Mesoamericana. I’ve also recently started shooting a few social interest documentary projects that just might end up developing into something bigger. It feels good to be working again. And each time I kiss my son goodbye and head out to class or a shoot, I realize how silly I was to have thought that having a baby would have meant the end of me.

I never lost myself.  My son is an addition to my life – a wonderful one.  I do spend tons of time taking care of him, but I’m still able to blow dry my hair, go out on mini-dates with my husband and find time for me and my career. If anything, I’ve found that the little guy has been a real inspiration for me to keep pushing forward. Now it’s not only about me and my ego – following my dreams is modeling good behavior.

Slumdog MillionaireLooking back on those first days of my pregnancy, I remember the moment when worry started to wane in favor of joy. I was (where else?) at the movies, watching Slumdog Millionaire by myself – well, with baby actually. During the previews, I sent Miguel a text message, the first one from the both of us. I also promised my son that this was the first of many movies, not excluding my own, that I would be happy to take him to see on the big screen.

Note: This entry is a Spanish translation of an earlier post.  Nota: esta entrada es una traducción de la original: Are you there Guadalupe? It’s me Miranda.)

Primero que nada quiero ofrecerles una disculpa por no haber escrito en mi blog últimamente. El día esperado, me desperté convencida de que mi hijo, por ser mitad Mexicano, no iba a llegar a tiempo.  De acuerdo a eso, empecé a escribir una entrada en mi blog llamada:  Ahorita es ya, pero a veces es más tarde. Pero, antes que pudiera subir la entrada, ¡el chamaquín decidió aparecer! Solamente llegó una hora tarde, y me tiene bien ocupada desde entonces – pero ya estoy de vuelta.

Virgin Guadalupe, Patron Saint of MexicoEstoy llegando a pensar, con respecto al día del parto, que posiblemente Guadalupe me debía unos favores, fui una muy buena persona en mi vida pasada o algo así porque resultó absolutamente increíble. Aparte de que mi trabajo de parto fue muy corto, (5 horas y cuarto en total) las cosas salieron casi casi iguales a como yo las había imaginado.  (Bueno, de como me sentí, eso no me hubiera imaginado. Pujar para sacar a un bebe del tamaño de una sandia por una abertura del tamaño de un limón es una tarea pesadísima. La verdad es que era el dolor mas fuerte que he experimentado en mi vida, pero lo logré.)  Era impresionante, bello, y vigorizante. Y yo sé sin duda que lo haría de la misma manera otra vez. Pero vamos a regresar al principio.

Siempre había pensado que el día que diera a luz, me iba a levantar sabiendo que ése sería el día. Pero me equivoqué. El día de mi parto, amanecí como si fuera cualquier otro. Estuve un buen rato en el mercado y después hice una gran olla de caldo de pollo, cosa que no hago muy a menudo y por lo cual mi madre Judía estaría muy orgullosa. Mientras calentaba el caldo, una de mis parteras, Cristina, vino a la casa. Platicamos un ratito y después de una revisión, me dijo que yo tenía un centímetro de dilatación. Normalmente toma varios días para que una mujer vaya de 1 a 10 centímetros. Entonces, Cristina asumió que el bebé no llegaría hasta el fin de semana. Sabiendo eso, Miguel y yo decidimos pasar un día normal. Comimos con un amigo. Tratamos de tomar una siesta, pero no podíamos dormir. Planeábamos ir a ver la película CHE esa noche después de mi clase de Yoga prenatal.

Unas horas después, me encuentro en medio de la clase en mi pose favorita, La Guerrera, inhala y exhala, aprieta y suelta y trabajando con unos músculos que ni conozco. Esto me hace sentir muy bien.  Después de una hora de estar practicando, empieza la relajación. Todas estamos en el suelo, meditando mientras la maestra Lauren (también una de mis parteras) recorre el estudio untándonos un poco de aceite a cada una en nuestras nucas. Cuando es mi turno, el instante en que ella toca mi espalda, con el más mínimo roce, siento que algo TRUENA dentro de mi vientre y una vibración se extiende desde ese punto hacia mi cabeza y todo mi ser se estremece. Oh. My. God. Aquí viene.

OM Trato de mantenerme lo mas calmada que puedo mientras cerramos la clase con tres OM. El resto de las Yogis embarazadas se despiden de mi regalándome sus bendiciones, suertes y sonrisas.  Afuera del estudio está Miguel esperándome. Son las 7:45pm. Sin importar que tengo cuatro contracciones allí mismo, Miguel y yo decidimos continuar con el plan de ir a ver la película. Pues, supuestamente la primera etapa del trabajo de parto es muy lenta y una debe hacer cosas normales para que pase el tiempo.  Así que comenzamos a caminar al cine.

No pasan ni cinco minutos cuando nos encontramos en mi área verde favorita de Oaxaca: El Jardín Conzatti, estoy abrazando uno de los árboles, rezando por mi vida. Cuando vienen los dolores, yo absolutamente tengo que estar abrazando el tronco de un árbol, alcanzando las ramas con mis manos y jalándolas hacia mí. Respiro vigorosa y rápidamente. Uf. Uf. Uf. Después de unas cuantas repeticiones de esto, Miguel se da cuenta de que los enamorados que ocupan las bancas del parque no nos quitan la vista de encima y probablemente sería mejor irnos de allí. Además solo pasan cinco minutos entre una contracción y la siguiente. (Miguel llamó a nuestra otra partera, Cristina, quien le dijo que debería tomar el tiempo entre contracciones.) En eso yo digo: “Espera, espera, ¿Cinco minutos? ¿Estás seguro? ¿No es eso cuando en todas las películas las embarazadas tienen que parar a un taxi e ir corriendo desesperadamente al hospital a gritar y pujar y dar a luz?” Pues si, así es. Mi instinto me dice: Vete a casa. Vete a casa, el CHE va a tener que esperar.

Para llegar al lugar donde siempre pasan los taxis, tenemos que caminar unas cuadras, cruzar dos parques y… Ups! ir a un mercadito. (Acabamos de darnos cuenta que hay unas cuantas cosas que no tenemos para nuestro parto en casa). Todo el tiempo quiero estar abrazando a mis queridos árboles. Odio todo lo que no tiene que ver con la naturaleza. Me enojo cuando tengo que pasar una contracción enfrente de una pared cubierta de grafiti. No quiero estar cerca de la gente tampoco. Solo de Miguel. Miguel y la naturaleza. ¡Ah! y quiero caminar en el césped. Ignoro esas estúpidas señales que dicen NO PISAR EL PASTO. Hay una espiral de pasto y en su centro crece un arbolito. Quiero dar vueltas allí. Vueltas y Vueltas. Paso por dos contracciones en la espiral e inmediatamente nos trepamos al primer taxi que va pasando.  El conductor nos quiere llevar al hospital, pero nos vamos a casa.

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Cuando llegamos a casa, Miguel y yo nos desconectamos por un rato. El está ocupado tratando de llenar la tina de parto que instalamos hace una semana. Yo estoy tratando de preparar dos videocámaras (la chiquita y la grande profesional.)  Necesito cargar la cinta, montar un micrófono, establecer la hora y ajustar el “white balance”. Sin embargo, las contracciones me desconcentran sin cesar.  ¡Andale Miranda!, Me digo. ¡Haz hecho esto más de mil veces! Pero estoy súper distraída. Por otro lado, Miguel se da cuenta de que no hay suficiente agua para llenar la tina. (A diferencia de NY, donde hay un suministro de agua infinito que viene de quién sabe dónde, acá en México tenemos tinacos que hay que llenar cada tres semanas y precisamente el día de hoy, el nuestro está vacío. Llenarlo toma mucho tiempo y regularmente la primer descarga de agua resulta venir turbia. No es el agua de mejor calidad para dar a luz). Miguel me dice que hay que desistir de la idea del parto en agua y yo decido dejar de lado la posibilidad de usar la cámara grande. Estamos de acuerdo. Preparo la camarita y voy de vuelta a mis contracciones.

Quiero cambiarme de ropa. Hace calor. Quiero ponerme una de las camisas blancas de Miguel, la que usó el día que anunciamos nuestro compromiso. Quiero estar en cuatro puntos con una almohada bajo mis rodillas y mis manos en el frío azulejo que cubre el suelo. Necesito agua. Recuerdo la historia de mi madre cuando yo nací. Ella estaba en un hospital, en una cama, recostada en su espalda por once horas sin agua. No puedo imaginar como lo logró. Si alguien me dice que no puedo estar en cuatro puntos, ¡lo mato!. No puedo creer qué tan seguido vienen estas olas. Tampoco puedo creer cómo el dolor desaparece completamente entre contracciones. Me doy cuenta que de esto se trata el mero milagro de dar a luz: tengo descansos de verdad entre contracciones. No es como otros tipos de dolores, que comienzan fuerte y así se quedan.

Quiero que Miguel esté junto a mí durante cada contracción. Lo llamo. Viene de inmediato, se arrodilla a mi lado. Respira conmigo. Lo quiero con todo mi corazón. Me acurruco en su cuello. Lo abrazo. No puedo creer que esto está sucediendo. Me trae un mango y un vaso de agua. El mango aun no está maduro, sabe un poco ácido, pero es delicioso.

Nuestras parteras, Cristina y Lauren han llegado. Son como las 9:30 pm. Las abrazo. Sus sonrisas son cálidas y me confortan. Me hacen sentir segura y fuerte. Traen maletas y preparan mucho equipo. Me revisan y dicen que tengo 8 centímetros de dilatación. ¡No pueden creerlo! Me recuerdan: “¡Esto es lo que querías, Miranda! ¡Vas a tener tu parto como querías!”  Estoy emocionada, pero el dolor es muy intenso y no puedo hacer más que concentrarme en lo que está pasando ahora mismo.  Miguel dice, “¡Casi lo logras!” y le digo, no digas eso, no digas eso, no digas eso.  Quizás aun no me lo creo.

Me dan ganas de bañarme. El agua caliente se siente rico. Me ayuda a relajarme. Mis piernas dejan de temblar. Me siento en éxtasis, hay tanta adrenalina, serotonina y oxytocina corriendo por mi ser. De pronto el agua caliente se acaba y salgo de la ducha tiritando de frío. Cuando agarro mi bata de baño, descubro el cinturón que forma parte de la bata. Me doy cuenta de que esto es perfecto y lo cuelgo de un gancho en el baño, lo jalo con las dos manos y me preparo para la ola que viene.

Me encanta este cinturón. Lo cuelgo de las perillas de las puertas, me arrodillo y jalo hacia abajo. En algún momento trato de sentarme en la silla de parto pero no me gusta como se siente, es muy grande para mí, y no quiero sentarme. Vuelvo a nuestro cuarto. Estoy en mis rodillas al pie de la cama y dejo caer mi torso sobre la misma. Me aferro a los lados de la cama y cierro mis puños cada vez que una contracción aparece. Sé que no debería hacer esto, estoy resistiéndome, tengo que soltarme y encausar las olas hacia abajo. Lauren me guía, me recomienda bajar la cara hasta que mi barbilla toque mi pecho, relajar la parte superior de mi cuerpo, liberar las tensiones, y canalizar las olas hacia abajo. Cuando finalmente logro relajarme, puedo sentir la diferencia, puedo sentir como mi cuerpo se abre. Puedo sentir que mi hijo se mueve hacia abajo.

Las siguientes dos horas son indefinidas. Me convierto en mi YO animal. Soy puro instinto. Gateo por el piso como un felino. Sollozo, sollozo desde mis adentros. Abrazo a Miguel por largos ratos. Grábame, le digo. A veces me duermo completamente entre contracciones. Le hablo a mi bebé, ven chiquito. Siento la presencia de alguna energía divina en el cuarto. Me recuerdo que hay otras 200,000 mujeres en el mundo haciendo esto mismo, ahora mismo y que yo puedo hacerlo. Quiero llorar, porque me duele, pero no puedo juntar las lágrimas necesarias, y no importa porque acá viene otra ola. ¡Me lleva la chingada!, Grito. ¡No puedo hacer esto! “Claro que puedes” me dice Miguel.

En algún momento las parteras dicen que debo ir al baño porque vaciar mi vejiga hará mas espacio para que el bebe se mueva hacia abajo. Voy al baño con Miguel. Estoy en la taza, pero de pie. Me quedo ahí por tres intensas contracciones. Al fin de la tercera, siento un dolor nuevo, un dolor diferente. El llamado “Anillo de fuego”. Había oído acerca de esto. Es una sensación que arde, el resultado del estiramiento que ocurre cuando el bebé se empieza a coronar.

Salgo del baño y le digo a las parteras acerca de este nuevo dolor. Ahora sí quiero sentarme en la silla de parto. Estoy en el pasillo. Estoy a punto de dar a luz en el suelo del pasillo. Cristina me mira a los ojos y me dice, “Ya viene tu bebé.” Ella toma un espejo y le enseña a Miguel que la cabeza ya se comienza a asomar. Las dos parteras me preguntan si quiero tocarla, pero les digo que no. No. No. No quiero tocar la cabeza. Les creo.

Le digo a Miguel que acomode la cámara para que grabemos este momento. Me dice que prefiere estar presente conmigo. Insisto que vaya a poner la cámara encima de una mesa enfrente de nosotros. “¿Cómo esta la toma?  ¿Me puedes ver?”  Ahí estoy, produciendo mi parto a pesar de todo. La cámara está grabando.  Miguel vuelve a mi lado. Me preparo para lo que viene, mi mano en su rodilla.  El está conmigo – junto a mi lado. Estoy lista.

Pujo. Uno. Dos. Tres veces. Y nuestro hijo se une a nosotros.

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